Monday, December 30, 2013

My Dad

I'm pretty sure no one can see me. 
It is a good plan to wait till Dad forgets about me. 
Mom fixed Dad a wonderful Breakfast. 
I went over to check on Dad and see if he needed any help eating. 
He growled out at me. 
"Edel! I'm eating"
He waved his fork at me. 
Mom won't let me growl at people when I am eating. 
How come Dad gets to do it? 

Monday, December 23, 2013

What For

Today my good neighbor Doggie was walking by with her Mom. 
I invited her over to play nice and loud so the entire neighborhood could hear me,
"Ruff, Ruff. RUFFFFF. RUFF." 
Mom was banging on the wall and yelling,  "Quiet down Edel!" 
 Mom was making quite a racket if you really want to know.  
My neighbor yelled back at me. 
I quieted down to hear what she said. 
I just love neighborly Doggie communication! 
Merry Christmas my People. 

Monday, December 16, 2013


Mom says that Shamu! 
 A killer whale. 
No Effe I have no idea how he smells. 
I was not there. 
Mom said he smelt fishy. 

Monday, December 9, 2013


This is my Cuz 
in her Doggie 
Not that silly Holiday Hat. 
Effe I do appreciate your posing in the hat this season. 
Makes the Mom's Happy
Come over we'll chase lizards! 

Monday, December 2, 2013


Gratitude to my Doggie Cuz 
For taking the role of 
Holiday Cheer
Imagine how silly I would look in a Reindeer hat. 
I can see you are thinking about it Effe.
Effe come over and chase lizards.
That will get you out of your holiday funk. 

Monday, November 25, 2013


This is my niece Dawg when she was a little squirt. 
Mom Loves puppy pictures so I end up posting them. 
I like Grownup magnificence Doggie Grace! 
Eat Turkey People! 
And send me some! 

Monday, November 18, 2013

Only a Little Bark

I only barked a little bit. 
Mom said,  "Be quiet."
That my doggie buddies were still sleeping. 
But People I have things to say! 
I'm pretty sure Mom can't see me in here! 
She said to be glad I did not wake my dad. 

Monday, November 11, 2013

Cat Nap

Dad took me to my Cuzbo Smok's place for a run. 
We had a blast. 
We ran till we were tired. 
Then we tried to flush prey. 
Now I am taking a cat nap beside my dad. 
Dad is a good Dad. 

Monday, November 4, 2013

Dinner Nap

This is my Doggie Niece
When she was a little squirt
She fell asleep on a dinner plate. 
Her Mama sent me this picture for the blog! 
She is all grown up now and a fine Doggie. 

Monday, October 28, 2013

Action Shot

Action Shot! 
This is ME playing. 
I think it is pretty good. 
I am saying. "Gurrrrr."
Pretty good Huh? 

Monday, October 21, 2013


Mom thought this picture was 
"Oh so Cute!" 
Mom gets like that. 
This is Sophie the Schnauzer
She lives with Racquel Narcisco
Welcome to my blog Sophie. 
Maybe you can come over and play with me. 
Right now you smell a lot like moms computer! 

Monday, October 14, 2013

See ME

I am sure 
You People 
Can Not!
See me Here! 
But I am ready if the door opens.
I scoot right Out! 

Monday, October 7, 2013


I am absolutely molting. 
Mom brushes me, but still. 
It itches. 
What are you People looking at?
Haven't you ever had a bad hair day? 

Monday, September 30, 2013


My Cousin 
Mom says she is 
"Oh so cute!"
Can't smell her so how would I know? 

Monday, September 23, 2013


Mom's Writing Buddy 
Stacy Claflin 
Is launching her latest wonder this week. 
Does not smell very Doggie 
But Mom likes it. 
Pick it up People! 
Fallen for free on Kindle | Kobo | iBooks
Its Free! 

Monday, September 16, 2013

Sir Duke

Sir Roscoe 
Has arrived! 
Go Roscoe. 
Woof me about it! 

Monday, September 9, 2013


By Good Buddy 
Sent me this picture of her very own 
She said her Mom won't let her play much with him.
But he smells Amazing!!
I am going to ask my Dad to get me 
my very own
Do Hedgehogs play ball? 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Ali and Toffee

This is Ali!
She has been a member of the family for a while. 
She lives in the Beautiful state of Missouri. 
But, Look Ali we really need to talk. 
You really have to work on your household
If you have to hold the cat down like that just to take a nap. 
The Cat is named Toffee. 
Still Ali, Take Charge.  

Monday, August 26, 2013


This is my In-law doggie
She has had some teeth moved and her tongue hangs out now! 
She likes Little lizards too! 
I understand she is getting into the movies! 
What a Girl! 

Monday, August 19, 2013


This is my Cuz Bud 
in his new home!
Snooze on Roscoe 

Monday, August 12, 2013


This is my new Buddy 
From my new family in the UK! 
Grow Strong Jem 

Monday, August 5, 2013

The Gangs all Here

Baby J 
A crib is a Private! 

Monday, July 29, 2013


My good Buddy
Wrote me a long letter and sent me this photo.
I was so glad because I am bummed.
Moms Grand pup Baby J is here
And my Bro won't even let me play with her.
I promised I won't eat her.
Well maybe just a little.

Monday, July 15, 2013


Today Grandpa said his cat told him,
"Have a mice day".

Monday, July 8, 2013


Dear Aunties Frief, Katina, Lotta,
Mom is a thief.
She stole all my nails.
Every Single One of Them!
Just cause I shriek in pain when I scratch my ear with a jagged nail,
Mom cut and stole all my nails.
This behavior must stop!
Effe, Freja
We must have a meeting!
What is a Girl to do?

Monday, July 1, 2013


Did you People
That my fine
IS a Rabbit!

Monday, June 24, 2013

Done Chewed

There are bite marks on my Chew!
Mom has been chewing on my Chew again.
I just know it.
What is a Doggie to do?

Monday, June 17, 2013


People IT is just Doggie Insulting!
Pulls me in.
Sprays water all over me!
Even the parts I like the smell!
She spreads smell neutralizer!
Then sprays more water!
Why does she do this?

Monday, June 10, 2013


People Fans.
Yoga Time!

Monday, June 3, 2013


 Wanna come over and play?
Good Smokin cuz?

Monday, May 27, 2013


Mom Says it is a Holiday.
I was really thinking about it People!
A Holiday!

Monday, May 20, 2013

Action Shot

This is me Rolling Over!
Mom says action shots have a blur.
I like the action!
I am action oriented!

Monday, May 13, 2013


People: This is my newest Doggie Girl Friend FREJA.
She lives over the sea.
Her Mom sent this picture of her on an early Spring Romp.
Gorgeous Girlfriend!
Freja, we have got to get together so I can give you a proper doggie sniff.
You smell like moms computer. Blah!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Mom is Weird

Mom is Weird
She put water in my eyes.
Doggies don't do that.
My eyes were itching.
She dropped cold water in my eye.
I jumped up and ran off.
I shook the water out of my eye.
I told her to stop.
And them people you know what she did!
She put water in the other eye.
No my eyes are fine.
People! Mom is Doggie Weird!

Monday, April 29, 2013

Get Uhm

Doggie Delight!
Get the Crawlies!


Monday, April 22, 2013


Anybody seen 
Dad took her
I am in here.
My Bro is here.
Not a bad life.

Monday, April 15, 2013

My Chew

Do you People see this?
This is MY! Doggie Chew!
Mom grabs it and Chews on it!
Look it has bite marks!
I try to leave the room with my chew and Mom calls me back and bites my chew!
People! Mom is Sneaky.
You just have to watch her!

Monday, April 8, 2013


This is ME
From the other side!
Action Shot!

Monday, April 1, 2013

Up Early

Hi People!
Yea! Look Closely.
Its Me!
Bright eyed and fuzzy tailed!
I get up early to work with Mom.
Yea it is dark out.
But that will change.
I get to go out and bark all the neighbors awake!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Keep it Simple People

Sometimes a Girl chases her Tail
Sometimes a Girl takes a Nap.
It is really pretty simple.
Mom... She can get frizzy!
Keep it Simple People!

Monday, March 18, 2013

Being a Doggie

Really People.
I just Don't Get IT!
I am just being ME!
Being A Doggie must be Easier.
You People are complicated!


Monday, March 11, 2013

Bros Foot

This is my Bros Foot!
My favorite Brudders foot!
Oh Yes that is the "Oh just ever "so cute" Baby J's Head on my Bros foot."
Mom just goes Goo Goo over the Baby J stuff!  
Baby J! You just will Grow Up and cut out this Ever so cute Stuff.
Diginity J!
Canine Diginity!
That is what we Canines Do !

Monday, March 4, 2013

Nose Bone

No People!
My perfect canine nose bone is not this BIG.
I do not know what Mom does with that camera.
I have a perfect Canine nose.
I can smell My favorite cous-Bo Smok!
And even Baby J!
All the neighbors!
The Varmints! Whoo what a smell.
Gotta watch Mom.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Ball Time

My Ball Will never Learn.
But it is such fun to Teach it!

Monday, February 18, 2013

The Cone

Yes People, That is Baby J. Again.
Mom says this is: "Oh so cute!"
Baby J. Since I am close to you right now to help you with your Doggie education you will have to have my brudder read my blog to you.
Baby J. We are respectable Doggies.
We do not wear demeaning head gear and other people costumes.
Chew this off now !
Get your paw under it and get it off.
My Brudder put this on you?
I will have Mom Call him now.
We have a Canine image to keep up.
No more of this sort of thing Baby J.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Have you seen Mom?

Have you People
Seen my Mom?
She is not under here.
I am not sure she would fit.
It's OK.
Dads here!
Hes the fun one and so Cute!

Monday, February 4, 2013

New Ball

This is ME
Chasing my Ball.
The Bad new is my ball, that I have had since i was a Squirt got sick and lost an arm.
The Good news is it is my Birthday and My Dad has me a new ball.
New ball is Delicious!
Mom promised to get you my favorite people Pictures!

Monday, January 28, 2013

Grass roll

This is me at the old homestead.
I was rolling in the spring grass
Teaching a stick a thing or two.
This was a long time ago.
I had a lot of responsibility there.
I had a whole acre to keep under control.
The spread stretched as far as I could see.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013


Mom Says I talk too much!
What is a girl to do? 
I have a lot to say! 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Paw Chip

This is Mom's Grand Pup 
Playing in the Snow. 
Lucky J! She got snow to play in. 
Way to go!
She is a Chip off  the ole' PAW 
Isn't She? 

Monday, January 7, 2013

My Good Buddy Ball

Today Mom was rolling on the floor.
People: she calls it Stretching but it is strange stuff.
Anyway, She found my good buddy, Ball
That had been hiding from me.
Ball and me are good buddies!
Mom took this video by accident.
Watch me play with my ball.
Love you people.