Mom is Weird
She put water in my eyes.
Doggies don't do that.
My eyes were itching.
She dropped cold water in my eye.
I jumped up and ran off.
I shook the water out of my eye.
I told her to stop.
And them people you know what she did!
She put water in the other eye.
No my eyes are fine.
People! Mom is Doggie Weird!