My Egg

What does a Girl have to Do to get her Egg?

Every morning Mom gives me an Egg.

But trust me People that is no easy process.

IT takes forever of shuffling and scratching to get Mom awake.

Gotta get her awake, not mad.

She wanders around.

Runs the noise maker on the floor.

Then, if you People can even imagine such a thing

She runs water on her head.

Who would volunteer for that?

Then, we Sit. We Stay, but not for long. I have to keep control.

Out we go to check the lizards.

Mom says, "Edel ready for your egg?"

(No People, I never mention I am always ready.)

We come in. Mom wanders.

Later Mom finally says, "Edel, I need to give you your egg."

The fridge opens.

Glory Be. Out comes the Egg!

Mom chops my egg.

I gulp.

Yea, People. This is pretty much everyday.

 

Julia

My Brudders had a baby this Weekend.

Yep that's her.

All Mom says is she is just so "Cute".

She is just  a little squirt.

I cant wait till she grows up and we can

RUMBLE!

Baby Edel

Yea Its me.

Mom's been oodling over the baby pictures again.

This was when the kitchen was bigger.

I actually fit in it.

Mom did not yell.

Move Edel!

Move!

Edels BIG Adventure

I had a big Adventure.

I popped up on the fence and it opened.

Fast as I could I went to my good neighbor Buddy's spread, Jasper'. Then I checked out my other barking buddies' place Zaggy. I guess every body was taking a nap because no one said a "Wolf, Wolf".

I looked over my shoulder and I was all alone. Not Doggie good. We like to travel in packs.

Usually my Mom follows me on my walks. She says stuff like, "Come. Edel." "You're in big trouble Edel." "Let's go home Edel."

You know, stuff like that.

But I was all alone.

I was so glad when I say my dad.

Dad said,

"Come Edel, Come Girl." So sweet.

Do you know what?

I went right to him. I was so glad to see my dad.

I was even glad to see my mom.

 

Sneaky

What can a Girl say People?

Just when I think I can take a break!

Mom is sneaky with that camera!

This is worse than Reality TV!