Mom said, "Edel, Don't Do IT!"
(She always says that.) Then she said, "Edel,
Come here." (She says that a lot too.) "I'm just not sure what she said next,
but the next words I heard were, "Edel, Crib. NOW!"
So now I'm in jail! Isn't it awful?
Yea. Yea. I did IT.
She always does this when I do IT.
But, Still! Doesn't she know I am the German Sheppard? Who does she think is in charge?