My Scary Look

This is my "Gurrr!" look.
Pretty scary! Right?

Lunch? Dinner?

Lunch would be good.
OK. Then call it dinner. Dinner would be good.
OK! Just feed me!

No it is Not a Wrinkly Old Hag.

No! They aren't wrinkles.
I wouldn't say exactly what.
Mom can be sneaky with that camera.
I am only FIVE.
I don't have wrinkles at my age.
What? How old am I in doggy years?
How would I possibly know?

I don't remember doing It.

Mom is at me again.
I am laying low. Nice and quiet.
Really. I just don't remember doing it!